Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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