you would pick up someone in the library
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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