apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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