how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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