Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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