But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.