So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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