420 ftw
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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