Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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