fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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