I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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