Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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