Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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