There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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