butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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