I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Sorry about my life...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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