I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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