We're like a lot better than the average bears
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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