can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize