I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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