I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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