There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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