Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Randomize
