ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
The feeling are messing with the penis
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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