There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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