Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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