Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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