He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Randomize
