there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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