You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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