Screwed.edu
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Randomize
