yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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