I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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