I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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