is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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