Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
