what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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