awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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