Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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