my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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