....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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