Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
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they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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