it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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