I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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