Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?

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(510): View more from California

The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.

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(806): View more from Texas

apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I think we have a problem.

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(915): View more from Texas

She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?

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