I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?