So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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