you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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