don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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