is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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