thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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