How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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