How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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