I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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