Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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