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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.

  (352): View more from Florida

  I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  "my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"

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• (510): View more from California

  i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers

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