How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.