Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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